The newspapers are giving us enough vivid details about the situation in Syria. And the former topic about Syria, that was deleted, provided us with interesting photos of the situation over there. But I was afraid some ill advised persons reading my messages might be eager to go to the Syrian jungle.
Tonight, I’m going to tell you the real truth. And you are lucky, because you won’t find this in any newspaper.
Some users of the forum are living in deserts, and as bedouins they are used to seeing sand storms. But they are harmless because their prophet is protecting them. Unfortunately, it’s not the case in the Syrian jungle. That’s why a group of people became very angry at their prophet. As they observed they could not rely on prophet Mickey any more, they decided to elect a new prophet, named babu babar al babooni. Exceptionally, we can see his photo here. But usually, he’s talking to his believers with a mask, it makes him more charismatic.
As sand storms became more and more powerful, they summoned workers from all around the world, because banana production was threatened.
Unfortunately, the bananists who went to the Syrian jungle took advantages of the situation, and since they have to hibernate for one month every year, when sand storms are becoming out of control, they made a bad habit out of eating too many bananas.
One of them was French. He was known to be particularly stupid because of his lack of education. Named babu Maryam al babooni, he used to eat hundreds of bananas every day. Here we can see his photos where he seems very menacing. Quite probably another bananist robbed him of his bananas.
It’s not hard to find other photos with him wearing big knives on the internet. He was using them to cut bunches of bananas off the trees of the Syrian Jungle. He had a preference for Iraqi bananas, easy to cut, juicy and tasty, they are undoubtedly the best ones. he had a whole collection in his palace.
And one day the unthinkable happened: as babu Maryam al babooni was driving his truck to go to work, he exploded: he had become too fat and his belt was too tight. At this moment, he was probably weighing one ton. The explosion was so violent that some users of the forum may have heard it.
Lately, we have seen that other persons pleaded allegiance to the new prophet, despite the fact that only the name of prophet Mickey is quoted in the Jungle book. And they are more and more numerous, in France and elsewhere, because the new prophet is promising them moon and stars in his speeches. If you want to go to the Syrian jungle and eat bananas all day long, why not, after all maybe you will be happier, but chances are you might end up like babu maryam.